he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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