just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
bring money and cleavage
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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