Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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