Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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