Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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