Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
last night I used snow as a chaser
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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