my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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