Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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