careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I wish i was in the wii world.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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