When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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