i would punch a child for taco bell
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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