idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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