ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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