No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
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