Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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