the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Shame - the story of my life.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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