I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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