I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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