Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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