pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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