Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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