why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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