His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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