That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
