that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Randomize
