If i come over, it means nothing
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
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