We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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