I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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