Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Randomize
