sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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