absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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