you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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