Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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