I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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