brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i wish my penis had a tongue
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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