hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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