But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Girls should come with a carfax report
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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