hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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