The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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