I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
jump out the window naked night went bad
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