no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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