We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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