On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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