windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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