when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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