come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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