But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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