After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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