i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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