awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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