I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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