lets start a swedish sibling band together
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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