The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
You need a sexual gate keeper
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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