what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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