come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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